New Formula Official Bootleg Cutie Oxy Plush

New affordable formula of our legendary OxyContin Cutie Plush.

"When I was young my evil family put a sash on me and sent me off to work. Selling pills, lying, hustling, cheating, and selling, always selling more. At night I would always get super sad, I would imagine what it would be like to swallow myself, to get myself high for once. But I couldn't. So I would sleep sad. I was very depressed at that time, then came winter, and I got sadder. So, I waited and waited and waited, in silence, for my chance at redemption.

Tonight I bury my past,
Tonight I sever all ties,
Reborn a cutie,
The Opioid Crisis Lookbook set me free."

HAND MADE ON THE GLAMOROUS PLANET EARTH.

Dimensions: 22cm diameter + cute velvety limbs
Comes in a reusable giant baggie